Just a few friendly tips and tricks I’ve uncovered now that I’m wrapping up Week 3 of P90X:
1. Do NOT burp during Mason Twists because you WILL throw up in your mouth.
2. No one in the real world (well – except for Cirque du Soleil acrobats, that is) can actually do “Dreya Rolls.”
3. Tone-ster – you HAVE to stop shilling your “Recovery Drink.”
4. I love me some Child’s Pose!
5. If you actually have breastesisses, find your own way of lifting weights. Tony does not cover this! (side note: Full supination concentration curls are full-on impossible with mammaries.)
6. Do we ALWAYS have to warm up with jumping jacks?! They make me pee!
7. “Water break” means sipping, not guzzling water. See pee-ing comment above.