Christmas Pet Peeve

Pet peeve of the season?

Annoying “My Christmas Valentine” type songs complete with jazz flute and snare drum accompaniment.

I can’t stress enough that these songs are NOT classics.  Never will be classics.  No one actually knows the words and these songs only serve to annoy.

Song by Rose Bonanza?  No.  Absolutely not.  Knock it off already.

And “Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney”?!  At least it’s sung by Ella Fitzgerald, but the humming, doo-doo’ing men in the background make the whole thing sound vaguely (inappropriately) sexual.  [Daddy made a brand new chimney; Please come back this year.  UGH!]

So stop.  Just stop.

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