Hey! Here’s a little known P90X fun fact for ya……
THERE ARE THIRTEEN WEEKS OF P90X. NOT TWELVE!!!!!! GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
(Mom, Dad and Sissy #2 – do NOT read further. Eyes right here. There are a LOT of swearwords below that you do NOT want to see. Nope. Nuh-uh. Eyes up here. Steady. Steadddddyyyy…)
damnITTTTT…..DAMNITTTTTT……DAMNITTTTTT TO HELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!! HELL!
HELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLANNNNDDDDDDAMMMNNNNNAAAAATIONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!
Whose brilliant idea was this?!! To put the thirteenth week of P90X exercises on the LAST page of the exercise sheet print-out?!!??? The last page I didn’t turn to UNTIL JUST NOW!!!!!
Tony Horton you are a FRICKIN’ KNUCKLEHEAD!!!!!
THE MOST SWEARWORDS EVER! RIGHT. HERE. RIGHT. NOW!!!!
This is like finding out that pregnancy actually lasts TEN MONTHS, not nine months LIKE YOU’VE BEEN TOLD YOUR WHOLE LIFE!!!!!!!!
I HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF!!!!
DAMN. IT. DAAAAMMMMMNNNNN. ITTTTTTT.
Or to quote a friend’s three-year-old son…when he’s trying to come up with the worst words he knows so as to express his utter disgust and disdain and sheer pissed-off-ed-ness about something…DIARRHEA POTTY POTTY!!!
DIARRHEA POTTY POTTY, TONY HORTON. DIARRHEAAAAAAAA POTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pingback: Yoga X | New Stay at Home Mom