I saw a friend last week who – without knowing about my job take – mentioned that I looked so well-rested and refreshed. She wanted to know my secret.
And then another friend – who did know about my job take and who wanted to see if I could get together for coffee one day this week – texted me yesterday and said that I looked skinny and wanted to know if I was spending my days working out (hardy har har – I guess that’s how we stay at homers josh around with each other).
But that brings us to a more pressing issue. WTF?!? Clearly I looked like a fat, frazzled mess when I was working full-time!!! And here I thought I pulled it all off with panache! Élan!! Apparently not so much. So now we’ve got to add delusional to the mix. Fat, frazzled, delusional.
Here’s how the score now stands: Being a stay at home mom – 1. Being a working mom – 0.