Must EVERY pair of pants at Kohl’s have the Top Secret Slimming Panel?!? I actually call it the Totally Obvious Blubbing Panel. Because it emphasizes the blub by PUSHING it from mild belly pooch status to UP-AND-OVER-THE-TOP BLUB FEST U.S.A.!!!
But as my husband so perceptively points out, “Blubbing Panel” wouldn’t really be a good marketing gimic, would it? Excellent point, Sweetie.
Regardless. Kohl’s – please stop. If I wanted a slimmer panel, I’d do something totally ludicrous like embark on a 90 day death march towards fitness (hear that, Tony!? I’m talking about P90X, Ya Jackdaw). I sure as heck wouldn’t buy it at Kohl’s with my 30% off coupon and $10 Kohl’s cash for every $50 spent.
And I don’t need my lack of success with said death march PUSHED (UP AND OVER) in my face. So stop it. Just a variety of relaxed-waist pants would be fine. I’m not saying Karen Scott/Alfred Dunner elastic (I have my standards), I’m just saying ix-nay on the slimming anel-pay. O-kay?