On the way to my daughter’s soccer practice, I saw a sign that said “Want to make $70,000 to $100,000 per year?”

Uh – why yes, yes I do.  Preferably the higher end of that range, please!  What do I have to do?

“Become a Class A Trucker” [or was it Grade A? – but that sounds too much like an egg ranking scale]

Oy.  I couldn’t do that.  The travel would kill me.  And none of it would be to Paris.