{"id":915,"date":"2013-03-06T07:30:07","date_gmt":"2013-03-06T14:30:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=915"},"modified":"2013-03-06T07:30:07","modified_gmt":"2013-03-06T14:30:07","slug":"how-do-you-make-a-tissue-dance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=915","title":{"rendered":"How do you make a tissue dance?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Put a little boogie in it!<\/p>\n<p>With that in mind, let&#8217;s review&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Where do boogers belong?<\/p>\n<p><em>On the wall in the bathroom??!!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!!<\/p>\n<p>Mean Mom had a battle with Lenten Promise Mom today over this very topic.\u00a0\u00a0We&#8217;re still not sure who won.\u00a0\u00a0See the evidence (picture below).\u00a0\u00a0You decide.\u00a0 (If your response was Mean Mom, do you really blame her?!?)<\/p>\n<p>As a side note, it turns out that the color of my bathroom walls can be called &#8220;masking tape.&#8221;\u00a0 Who knew.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_916\" style=\"width: 235px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><a href=\"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?attachment_id=916\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-916\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-916\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-916\" title=\"Booger in the Bathroom\" src=\"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Booger-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Booger in the Bathroom\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Booger-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/Booger.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-916\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Booger in the Bathroom<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Put a little boogie in it! With that in mind, let&#8217;s review&#8230; Where do boogers belong? On the wall in the bathroom??!! NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!! Mean Mom had a battle with Lenten Promise Mom today over this very topic.\u00a0\u00a0We&#8217;re still not sure who won.\u00a0\u00a0See the evidence (picture below).\u00a0\u00a0You decide.\u00a0 (If your response was Mean [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=915"}],"version-history":[{"count":14,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":962,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/915\/revisions\/962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}