{"id":827,"date":"2013-02-15T13:47:28","date_gmt":"2013-02-15T20:47:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=827"},"modified":"2013-02-21T12:14:24","modified_gmt":"2013-02-21T19:14:24","slug":"week-5-p90x","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=827","title":{"rendered":"Week 5 – P90X"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anybody else remember that Dentist Skit <\/a>from the Carol Burnett Show?\u00a0\u00a0It’s the one where Tim Conway\u00a0is a dentist and he’s trying to give his patient, Harvey Korman, a Novocaine shot. ‘Cept Tim\u00a0accidentally keeps stabbing himself with the hypodermic needle until he’s lost the\u00a0fine-motor skills in his arms and legs.<\/p>\n

Well…that’s me.<\/p>\n

After Week 5 of P90X.<\/p>\n

Week 5 works NEW muscles never previously worked before.\u00a0 So NOW??\u00a0 Now those muscles don’t work AT ALL!\u00a0 [As a side note, Week 5 is all part of Tony’s “muscle confusion” theory.\u00a0 Which goes something like this:\u00a0 Wait.\u00a0 I’m confused.\u00a0 I have muscles THERE\u00a0we now have to work out?!?]<\/p>\n

But besides our limbs not working properly – the only difference between Tim and me at this point is that ACTUAL Novocaine shots would have made my useless limbs\u00a0hurt a HE&% of a lot LESS!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Anybody else remember that Dentist Skit from the Carol Burnett Show?\u00a0\u00a0It’s the one where Tim Conway\u00a0is a dentist and he’s trying to give his patient, Harvey Korman, a Novocaine shot. ‘Cept Tim\u00a0accidentally keeps stabbing himself with the hypodermic needle until he’s lost the\u00a0fine-motor skills in his arms and legs. Well…that’s me. After Week 5 of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[8,7,9],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=827"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":885,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/827\/revisions\/885"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=827"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=827"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=827"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}