{"id":60,"date":"2012-09-05T07:58:12","date_gmt":"2012-09-05T13:58:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=60"},"modified":"2012-09-05T08:19:24","modified_gmt":"2012-09-05T14:19:24","slug":"wednesday-the-day-after-the-day-after-labor-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=60","title":{"rendered":"Wednesday – the day AFTER the day after Labor Day"},"content":{"rendered":"

I saw a friend last week who – without knowing about my job take – mentioned that I looked so well-rested and refreshed.\u00a0 She wanted to know my secret.<\/p>\n

And then another friend – who did<\/em> know about my job take and who wanted to see if I could\u00a0get together for coffee\u00a0one day this week\u00a0– texted me yesterday and said that I looked skinny and wanted to know if I was spending my days working out (hardy har har – I guess that’s how we stay at homers josh around with each other).<\/p>\n

But that brings us to a more pressing issue.\u00a0 WTF?!?\u00a0 Clearly\u00a0I looked like a fat, frazzled mess when I was working full-time!!!\u00a0 And here I thought I pulled it all off with panache!\u00a0 \u00c9lan!!\u00a0 Apparently not so much.\u00a0 So now we’ve got to add delusional to the mix.\u00a0 Fat, frazzled, delusional.<\/p>\n

Here’s how the score now stands: Being a stay at home mom – 1.\u00a0 Being a working\u00a0mom – 0.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I saw a friend last week who – without knowing about my job take – mentioned that I looked so well-rested and refreshed.\u00a0 She wanted to know my secret. And then another friend – who did know about my job take and who wanted to see if I could\u00a0get together for coffee\u00a0one day this week\u00a0– […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=60"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":63,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/60\/revisions\/63"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=60"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=60"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=60"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}