Really…I can’t stress this enough…Tony Horton is full-on nuts!<\/p>\n
Tone-ster,\u00a0Dude!\u00a0 You’re totally brilliant!\u00a0 But there’s a\u00a0light of insanity that burns in your eyes the likes of which I’ve only seen one other time.<\/p>\n
Picture it.\u00a0 July 1990.\u00a0 I’m a newly minted college grad (double major – Business and French) searching for “international jobs” in New York City.\u00a0 In the middle of a garbage strike.\u00a0 In July.\u00a0 In New York City.<\/p>\n
But I’m feelin’ fly!\u00a0 How fresh and shiny I am!!\u00a0 Got my new interview suit on, complete with shoulder pads,\u00a0contrasting pocket square and matching spectator pumps!\u00a0 Rockin’ it!\u00a0 In July.\u00a0 In New York City.\u00a0 In the middle of a garbage strike.<\/p>\n
Garbage is piled higher than my head on every street corner.<\/p>\n
A homeless man comes up to me and says “how you like the smell, Pretty Girl?\u00a0 You got a dolla’ fuh me??”\u00a0 Why yes, yes I do.\u00a0 In fact, here’s $5 for your trouble.\u00a0 Exit stage left.<\/p>\n
And I\u00a0started interviewing for Human Resources jobs in New Jersey the very next day.<\/p>\n
But the look in that man’s eyes?!\u00a0\u00a0That\u00a0“do as I say;\u00a0fall in line with me and we will see victory this day!” look?\u00a0\u00a0Along with the “aren’t I funny and loony-tunes all at the same time” attitude??\u00a0\u00a0That’s got\u00a0Tony Horton written all over it!<\/p>\n
And to answer your unspoken question, Tony?\u00a0 Yes.\u00a0 Yes, your Ab Ripper X is aptly named.\u00a0 After one go, my\u00a0abs are ripped.\u00a0 Into little shreds.\u00a0 And hanging outside my body and dripping blood all over the floor.\u00a0 And I can actually feel them every time I\u00a0blink my eyes.<\/p>\n
Insane.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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