{"id":530,"date":"2013-01-09T09:03:05","date_gmt":"2013-01-09T16:03:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=530"},"modified":"2013-01-09T09:09:43","modified_gmt":"2013-01-09T16:09:43","slug":"p90x-day-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=530","title":{"rendered":"P90X – Day 1"},"content":{"rendered":"

OWWWWwwwwwowowwowowowwwowowwwwoow\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 gasp!\u00a0 GASP!!\u00a0<\/em> oowwwowowowwwwwwfuhhhhfuuhhhhhhhhhuhhhh [just sitting down at the computer…and why is it harder to SIT than to stand?!]<\/p>\n

ggggeeeeh!\u00a0 ggggeeeeeeeehhhhh fuuuh gasp!\u00a0<\/em> fuhhuhhuhiuhhhhh guuhhhhh gasp!<\/em> [just bringing what feels like bloody arm stumps up to type]<\/p>\n

Whyy does no one everr mention how “high-energy” Tony Horton iiis?!? (and whenn I say high-energyy I mean it in a manicc, Jack Nicholson-in-the-Shining “Here’s Johnny!”\u00a0sortt of way.)<\/p>\n

And whhy are my fingers not working?!\u00a0 Did\u00a0I\u00a0literally work EVERY muscle (including my finger muscles)\u00a0yesterday during my “Day 1” of P90X??<\/p>\n

The finger muscle exercises may have happened during\u00a0what\u00a0I call the “Spider man scaling the wall vertically” move.\u00a0 Tony calls them Calestanga Runs.\u00a0 (Or something like that.\u00a0 I couldn’t see\u00a0what was actually listed on the t.v. screen through\u00a0the film of stinging sweat in my eyes.)\u00a0 And full-disclosure, we didn’t actually scale walls vertically but we might as well have because I wasn’t able to do it horizontally either.<\/p>\n

But how can this be?\u00a0 How can I have sooooo many sore, sore muscles. \u00a0(And internal organs.\u00a0 We must have been working internal organs too.\u00a0 Can internal organs actually hurt<\/em>?\u00a0 Why yes, yes they can.)\u00a0 I run 6.2 miles every-other-day.\u00a0 (that’s 10K for those of you who – in your youth – were also\u00a0threatened with\u00a0the possibility of the Metric System\u00a0becoming\u00a0the\u00a0defacto measurement standard in the US.\u00a0 Never did happen, did it?\u00a0 But still, that’s the one metric-fun-fact I remember\u00a0so I thought I’d trot it out!)\u00a0 So it’s not like I don’t exercise!\u00a0 I do!!!\u00a0 And in fact I had this cockamamie plan in my head where I would alternate my\u00a0every-other-day running with P90X.\u00a0 Thus making it P180X.<\/p>\n

Bad plan.\u00a0 Bad, bad plan.<\/p>\n

GUH!\u00a0 GGgggggguuuuhhhhhuhuhhhhh.\u00a0\u00a0 FFFFFFffffrick!!!\u00a0 fffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfrrrrrrrrr gasp!<\/em>\u00a0\u00a0 (getting up from the computer and going to take a shower now)<\/p>\n

eeeee\u00a0\u00a0 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee\u00a0 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

OWWWWwwwwwowowwowowowwwowowwwwoow\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 gasp!\u00a0 GASP!!\u00a0 oowwwowowowwwwwwfuhhhhfuuhhhhhhhhhuhhhh [just sitting down at the computer…and why is it harder to SIT than to stand?!] ggggeeeeh!\u00a0 ggggeeeeeeeehhhhh fuuuh gasp!\u00a0 fuhhuhhuhiuhhhhh guuhhhhh gasp! [just bringing what feels like bloody arm stumps up to type] Whyy does no one everr mention how “high-energy” Tony Horton iiis?!? (and whenn I say high-energyy I mean […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=530"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":541,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/530\/revisions\/541"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=530"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=530"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=530"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}