{"id":515,"date":"2013-01-07T07:04:22","date_gmt":"2013-01-07T14:04:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=515"},"modified":"2013-01-07T07:05:15","modified_gmt":"2013-01-07T14:05:15","slug":"taking-down-the-christmas-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=515","title":{"rendered":"Taking down the Christmas Tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is there anything more anticlimactic than taking down the Christmas Tree?!?<\/p>\n<p>The joy and hope of the season is gone.\u00a0 And in its place is drudgery and annoyance.<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of which &#8211;\u00a0is there anything more annoying than those fragile ornaments that require special handling and\u00a0have their own boxes into which they have to be placed vewy, vewy carefewy?!<\/p>\n<p>Total PIMA*!\u00a0 (PIMA, yes.\u00a0 But yet\u00a0not <em>quite<\/em> as PIMA\u00a0as dealing with the unemployment office or the\u00a0prescription portion of my husband&#8217;s health insurance.)<\/p>\n<p>Also,\u00a0just a word-to-the-wise: when disassembling the Christmas tree, don&#8217;t save those fragile ornaments &#8220;for last.&#8221;\u00a0 Take &#8217;em down first.\u00a0 Otherwise you&#8217;ll find yourself blogging while your husband is in the other room gluing the bottom to a porcelain ornament you\u00a0received too many eons ago to remember where you\u00a0got it from\u00a0(it&#8217;s\u00a0topped with rosebud decorations that look like frosting on a wedding cake overlaid with\u00a0superfine gold glitter which I&#8217;m sure will be all over Hubby&#8217;s\u00a0face when next I visit doctor and\u00a0patient in\u00a0post-op).<\/p>\n<p>And no!\u00a0 I haven&#8217;t started Ptotally horrible 90-Xcruciating!\u00a0 (That&#8217;s P90X to the uninitiated.)\u00a0 Thanks for bringing it up.<\/p>\n<p>Now I&#8217;m REALLY\u00a0annoyed!!<\/p>\n<p>*If you&#8217;re my mother, PIMA stands for <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">P<\/span>ain <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">I<\/span>n <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">M<\/span>y <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">A<\/span>ttitude.\u00a0 Hi Mom!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is there anything more anticlimactic than taking down the Christmas Tree?!? The joy and hope of the season is gone.\u00a0 And in its place is drudgery and annoyance. Speaking of which &#8211;\u00a0is there anything more annoying than those fragile ornaments that require special handling and\u00a0have their own boxes into which they have to be placed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=515"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":519,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/515\/revisions\/519"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}