{"id":4527,"date":"2017-03-03T17:30:51","date_gmt":"2017-03-04T00:30:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=4527"},"modified":"2017-03-03T17:30:51","modified_gmt":"2017-03-04T00:30:51","slug":"lucky-thirteen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=4527","title":{"rendered":"Lucky Thirteen"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sonny is thirteen years old today. Or as he puts it, \u201cYippee!\u00a0 Now I get to become all awkward and weird!\u201d Yep, there\u2019s that to look forward to, assuming of course you\u2019re not already, bah-dum-bump!<\/em><\/p>\n

So in honor of Sonny\u2019s birthday, I thought I\u2019d share with you my three favorite things he speaks into\u00a0fellow wrestlers\u2019 ears when he has them down on the mat. Side note: Sonny is from the \u201cStay down; I said stay down<\/em><\/strong>!\u201d school of wrestling.\u00a0 I\u2019m sure there\u2019s a technical term for it.\u00a0 Win-by-pin, maybe? \u00a0But whatever it\u2019s called, he gets \u2018em.\u00a0 And holds \u2018em.\u00a0 And never lets \u2018em go.\u00a0 All while whispering one of the following:<\/p>\n

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  1. Shhhh\u2026.there\u2019s a bald eagle over there. Don\u2019t move, you might scare it away.<\/li>\n
  2. What? What?! What are you doing<\/em> with your life?!?<\/li>\n
  3. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    How creative!\u00a0 How fun and fresh!\u00a0 Yay thirteen!\u00a0 Nooooo, not awkward or weird.\u00a0 Yet.<\/p>\n

    And no, Grandma.\u00a0 Of course he doesn’t actually whisper these things into anyone’s ear.\u00a0 He just jokes about doing it.<\/em><\/p>\n

    Anyway, Happy Birthday, our wonderful wrasslin\u2019 boy. Thanks for being so amazing and for keeping us laughing. We love you more than we could ever say<\/em> [she said in a whisper].<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Sonny is thirteen years old today. Or as he puts it, \u201cYippee!\u00a0 Now I get to become all awkward and weird!\u201d Yep, there\u2019s that to look forward to, assuming of course you\u2019re not already, bah-dum-bump! So in honor of Sonny\u2019s birthday, I thought I\u2019d share with you my three favorite things he speaks into\u00a0fellow wrestlers\u2019 […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4527"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4529,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4527\/revisions\/4529"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}