{"id":4463,"date":"2016-07-30T14:21:15","date_gmt":"2016-07-30T20:21:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=4463"},"modified":"2016-07-30T14:21:15","modified_gmt":"2016-07-30T20:21:15","slug":"livin-the-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=4463","title":{"rendered":"Livin&#8217; The Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night\u2026as I was falling asleep\u2026somewhere offstage someone began playing the slide flute.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Ssssszeeerrrrrrup! Sssssssszzeeeeerup!\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n<p>You know the slide flute.<\/p>\n<p>The slide flute makes it sound like clowns have been sent in and will shortly be doing zany hijinks in the center ring.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Ssssszzzeeerrrrrrup!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>But the auditorium is dark and I can\u2019t see crap. And other than the slide flute, it\u2019s completely quiet.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Ssssszzzzeeerrrrrrup! Ssssssszeeeeerup!\u00a0 <\/em><\/p>\n<p>This is the dumbest show. Hubby and I seem to be the only people in the auditorium.<\/p>\n<p>But when Hubby starts laughing, I think he must be able to see the clowns from where he is. <em>Which is weird because you would need light to see anything in here.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So I turn to him to find out what\u2019s so funny. And in the process I wake myself up just as the final slide flute noise floats past my face.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>Sssszzzeeeeerup!<\/em> It\u2019s coming from my own nose.<\/p>\n<p>God bless and gooooooooodNIGHT!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night\u2026as I was falling asleep\u2026somewhere offstage someone began playing the slide flute. &nbsp; Ssssszeeerrrrrrup! Sssssssszzeeeeerup!\u00a0 You know the slide flute. The slide flute makes it sound like clowns have been sent in and will shortly be doing zany hijinks in the center ring. &nbsp; Ssssszzzeeerrrrrrup! But the auditorium is dark and I can\u2019t see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4463"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4463"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4466,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4463\/revisions\/4466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4463"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4463"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}