{"id":446,"date":"2012-12-04T11:09:45","date_gmt":"2012-12-04T18:09:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=446"},"modified":"2012-12-04T11:16:42","modified_gmt":"2012-12-04T18:16:42","slug":"tuesday-week-16-christmas-pet-peeve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=446","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Pet Peeve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pet peeve of the season?<\/p>\n<p>Annoying &#8220;My Christmas Valentine&#8221;\u00a0type songs complete with jazz flute and snare drum accompaniment.<\/p>\n<p>I can&#8217;t stress enough that these songs\u00a0are NOT classics.\u00a0\u00a0Never will be classics.\u00a0\u00a0No one actually knows the words and these songs only serve to annoy.<\/p>\n<p>Song by Rose Bonanza?\u00a0 No.\u00a0 Absolutely not.\u00a0 Knock it off already.<\/p>\n<p>And &#8220;Santa Claus Got Stuck In My Chimney&#8221;?!\u00a0 At least it&#8217;s sung by Ella Fitzgerald, but the humming, doo-doo&#8217;ing men in the background make the whole thing\u00a0sound vaguely (inappropriately) sexual.\u00a0 <em>[Daddy made a brand new chimney; Please come back this year.\u00a0 UGH!]<\/em><\/p>\n<p>So stop.\u00a0 Just stop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pet peeve of the season? Annoying &#8220;My Christmas Valentine&#8221;\u00a0type songs complete with jazz flute and snare drum accompaniment. I can&#8217;t stress enough that these songs\u00a0are NOT classics.\u00a0\u00a0Never will be classics.\u00a0\u00a0No one actually knows the words and these songs only serve to annoy. Song by Rose Bonanza?\u00a0 No.\u00a0 Absolutely not.\u00a0 Knock it off already. And &#8220;Santa [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=446"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":448,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/446\/revisions\/448"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=446"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=446"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=446"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}