{"id":4299,"date":"2015-09-09T13:58:42","date_gmt":"2015-09-09T19:58:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=4299"},"modified":"2015-09-09T13:58:42","modified_gmt":"2015-09-09T19:58:42","slug":"hair-raising-episode","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=4299","title":{"rendered":"Hair Raising Episode"},"content":{"rendered":"

I got a haircut recently. \u00a0Take a look! \u00a0Isn\u2019t it fantastic?!<\/p>\n

\"Haircut\"<\/a>No, you\u2019re right, not so much. \u00a0Actually, not at all.<\/p>\n

WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!!?<\/em><\/p>\n

When Hubby, the\u00a0Master of Understatement, FINALLY agreed that something “wasn’t right” about it, we\u00a0tried to recreate the scene of the crime and find out where\u00a0my haircut\u00a0had gone\u00a0horribly, horribly wrong.<\/p>\n

Me: “But I went to the place where you always go. And I got the guy-with-the-thinning ponytail you get. So I’m not sure what happened. \u00a0Also? \u00a0I showed him the picture of Bethany’s new haircut so he knew what I was looking for.” \u00a0The Bethany in question here\u00a0is Bethany Frankel from the Real Housewives of New York. \u00a0And in case you don’t watch all my favorite shows (although why you wouldn’t, I don’t know), here’s a pic of what I was looking for in my latest do. And while we can\u2019t see from this picture what the back looks like, I\u2019m pretty sure it doesn\u2019t look like it got caught in the garbage disposal the way mine does.<\/p>\n

\"Bethany<\/a><\/p>\n

Hubby: pointing to his completely bald head made that way by his cryptic (and overly math-y) request for a Number Zero, “This is what I get from the guy with the thinning ponytail. \u00a0This is what he’s good at.”<\/p>\n

Me: “Oh. \u00a0Well…I wish I’d known that sooner because this is the WORST haircut I’ve ever gotten!!!”<\/p>\n

Hubby: after a big pause and head tilt reminiscent of the dog waiting for some bacon, politely says, “No, it’s not the WORST haircut you’ve ever gotten. \u00a0The WORST one was that one you got in Central Pennsylvania at Ricky Roos; the one that made you look like Keith Partridge.”<\/p>\n

Me: “First off, the place was called Randy Rick’s and secondly, gaaah that WAS the worst\u00a0haircut! \u00a0I TOTALLY\u00a0looked like Keith Partridge!!! But that was my own dumb fault because I should’ve known that haircut was gonna\u00a0go badly. The chick cutting my hair had her OWN wack hairdo which made her look like that red-haired-monster-who-plays-beauty-parlor with Bugs Bunny in that Mad Scientist episode.\u201d<\/p>\n

And in case you don’t know who Keith or the Red Haired Monster are because you’re still not watching my fave t.v. shows despite my fair warning above, I’ve included some pictures below for your viewing pleasure.<\/p>\n

\"Keith<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Red<\/a><\/p>\n

For the record, I did NOT overstate the heinousness of the Keith Partridge\/Red Haired Monster haircut. It was all (unfortunately) true.\u00a0 The.\u00a0 WORST.\u00a0 Haircut.\u00a0 Ever.<\/p>\n

The one I just got recently?\u00a0 The head-in-a-blender one??\u00a0 Second Worst.<\/p>\n

Which brings me to my closing argument: Beware the state of hair of the person GIVING\u00a0the haircut. It has EVERYTHING to do with how your haircut\u2019s gonna go down.\u00a0 So beware!\u00a0 Unless you WANT to look like Keith Partridge, that is.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I got a haircut recently. \u00a0Take a look! \u00a0Isn\u2019t it fantastic?! No, you\u2019re right, not so much. \u00a0Actually, not at all. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HAIR?!!? When Hubby, the\u00a0Master of Understatement, FINALLY agreed that something “wasn’t right” about it, we\u00a0tried to recreate the scene of the crime and find out where\u00a0my haircut\u00a0had gone\u00a0horribly, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4299"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4299"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4299\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4307,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4299\/revisions\/4307"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}