{"id":4263,"date":"2015-07-04T12:23:50","date_gmt":"2015-07-04T18:23:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=4263"},"modified":"2015-07-04T12:23:50","modified_gmt":"2015-07-04T18:23:50","slug":"happy-birthday-america","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=4263","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, America!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And really, where else but IN America could you find a patriotic fabric like this??\u00a0 I was buying my own patriotic fabric to make 4<sup>th<\/sup> of July pillows when I came across this little gem-of-a-pattern.\u00a0 (And yes, 4<sup>th<\/sup> of July pillows are something we\u2019re doing.\u00a0 We\u2019re all doing it.\u00a0 Note to self for next year, \u2018kay?)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Star-Crotch.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4264\" src=\"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Star-Crotch-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"Patriotic Magic Mike\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Star-Crotch-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/Star-Crotch.jpg 320w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m a pretty hip-to-the-jive type person.\u00a0 Just look at what I know on the 4<sup>th<\/sup> of July pillow front, for example.\u00a0 But even I have to admit that this fabric has me stumped.<\/p>\n<p>America, as a country, is super dope and all\u2026but what in the what?!!\u00a0 WHAT is going on here??\u00a0 I mean, I get the red-white-and-blue thing.\u00a0 But the buff dudes goin\u2019 all Magic Mike on us?\u00a0 That\u2019s extremely puzzling.\u00a0 Founding Fathers reimagined as highschool varsity athletes, perhaps??\u00a0 Note star crotch boxer guy.\u00a0\u00a0John Hancock much?!\u00a0 <em>Buh-dum-bump!<\/em><\/p>\n<p>God bless the U.S.A.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And really, where else but IN America could you find a patriotic fabric like this??\u00a0 I was buying my own patriotic fabric to make 4th of July pillows when I came across this little gem-of-a-pattern.\u00a0 (And yes, 4th of July pillows are something we\u2019re doing.\u00a0 We\u2019re all doing it.\u00a0 Note to self for next year, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4263"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4263"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4263\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4265,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4263\/revisions\/4265"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4263"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4263"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4263"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}