{"id":4156,"date":"2015-03-01T18:27:27","date_gmt":"2015-03-02T01:27:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=4156"},"modified":"2015-03-01T18:27:27","modified_gmt":"2015-03-02T01:27:27","slug":"ryan-jensen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=4156","title":{"rendered":"Ryan Jensen"},"content":{"rendered":"

From: “Ryan Jensen” <aspen2325@aol.com>
\nSent: Tuesday, February 24, 2015 6:47:08 AM
\nSubject: Terrible Incident!!!<\/em><\/p>\n

I really hope you get this quickly. I could not inform anyone about our trip, because it was impromptu. we had to be in Manila, Philippines for Tour.. The program was successful, but our journey has turned sour. we misplaced our wallet and cell phone on our way back to the hotel we lodge in after we went for sight seeing. The wallet contained all the valuables we had. Now our passport is in custody of the hotel management pending when we make payment.<\/em><\/p>\n

I am sorry if i am inconveniencing you, but i have only very few people to run to now. i will be indeed very grateful if i can get a short term loan from you ($2,950 USD). this will enable me sort our hotel bills and get my sorry self back home. I will really appreciate whatever you can afford in assisting me with. I promise to refund it in full as soon as soon as I return. let me know if you can be of any assistance. Please, let me know soonest.<\/em><\/p>\n

Please let me know if you can help..<\/em><\/p>\n

Ryan<\/em><\/p>\n

_________________________________________<\/p>\n

Did you get that urgent email from our ol\u2019 pal, Ryan Jensen?\u00a0 The one titled \u201cTerrible Incident!!!\u201d (complete with three exclamation points)??<\/p>\n

Yeah.\u00a0 Yeah, me too.<\/p>\n

In which case, I think we can agree that Ryan is such a tool.\u00a0\u00a0We always did say that about him\u00a0and this just confirms it.<\/p>\n

If he had pretended he was a wealthy foreigner\u00a0from Nigeria who needed help from L\u2019il Ol\u2019 Us to get his multi-millions out of the impound lot, we would have been more likely to help him, I think.<\/p>\n

But no, Ryan\u2019s up to his usual tricks \u2013 \u201cwe misplaced our wallet and cell phone on our way back to the hotel\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n

“Misplaced” my big Aunt FANNY!<\/p>\n

I guess you shoulduv kept WAAAAAY better track of that loose $2,950 you needed to get home, RyRy.\u00a0 And that soft-shoe business about how \u201cthe journey went sour\u201d while you were sightseeing?\u00a0 That\u2019s not helping.\u00a0 You probably shouldn\u2019t mention that, because that\u2019s not helping.\u00a0 That\u2019s not gettin\u2019 me on board with giving you $2,950 because\u00a0A) Quite frankly, you always were a bit of a jerk and you are, in fact, \u201cinconveniencing me\u201d as you so politely put it with your money request and B) I didn\u2019t have the $2,950 to GO sightseeing with you in the Philippines (not that you asked) \u2013 and I sure as shoot don\u2019t have the $2,950 to give you now that you lost YOURS while YOU were sightseeing in the Philippines.<\/p>\n

So\u2026good luck to yer bad self.\u00a0 And next time you email, more caps please.\u00a0 The whole e.e. cummings vibe you\u2019re giving off in your email just adds to the Annoying Factor.<\/p>\n

But all of that aside, I am happy to meet you at the corner bar when you finally get your \u201csorry self back home.\u201d\u00a0 You\u2019re buying, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From: “Ryan Jensen” <aspen2325@aol.com> Sent: Tuesday, February 24, 2015 6:47:08 AM Subject: Terrible Incident!!! I really hope you get this quickly. I could not inform anyone about our trip, because it was impromptu. we had to be in Manila, Philippines for Tour.. The program was successful, but our journey has turned sour. we misplaced our […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4156"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4156"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4159,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4156\/revisions\/4159"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}