{"id":3886,"date":"2014-10-21T10:39:36","date_gmt":"2014-10-21T16:39:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=3886"},"modified":"2014-10-21T10:39:36","modified_gmt":"2014-10-21T16:39:36","slug":"fun-fact-part-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=3886","title":{"rendered":"Fun Fact Part Two"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was remiss in my duties.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>For that I am truly sorry.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Because when I was talking about the rest of the family\u2019s \u201c<\/span><\/span>Fun Facts<\/span><\/a>,\u201d I forgot to mention our DOG\u2019S fun fact.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Bad, BAD dog mother!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Teddybear-the-dog\u2019s fun fact is that he has five nipples.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>I thought they came in matched sets.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>But apparently not.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>See?<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Super fun, right?!<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>And how\u2019s THAT for a fun fact GAR-UN-TEEED to get lots of attention at the bar!?!<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

But you know what\u2019s\u00a0MOST interesting about the dog-nipple thing?\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>Well, yes, dog nipples ARE always filthy for some reason; like they have a belly full of black moles or somethin\u2019.<\/span>\u00a0 However, tha<\/span>t\u2019s not where I was\u00a0headed, but thanks for chiming in with the dirty pillows, Stephen King.\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

No, what I wanted to say\u00a0is that\u00a0our OTHER dog, Buster, ALSO had five nipples.\u00a0 But he originally came with six………..<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

As you may know, Homey don\u2019t do ticks.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>\u2018Tick\u2019 is just a fancy word for blood-sucking spider, and I avoid spiders at all costs \u2013 I make it a point never to engage with them, blood-sucking or otherwise.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

So when we lived in Pennsylvania, and I found a tick on Buster\u2019s belly one summer morning, I did all of my requisite shuddering and screaming, then shouted to\u00a0Hubby-in-the-other-room that there was a tick on the dog\u2019s belly which he needed to take off.<\/span><\/p>\n

I proceeded to breeze out the door to work.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>[Geesh.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Does that work thing come in handy sometimes or WHAT?!<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>And no, still don\u2019t have another job yet.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>But thanks for asking.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>ALLLLWAYS with the askin\u2019 aren\u2019t ya?<\/span>\u00a0 Stink eye, stink eye.<\/em><\/span><\/span>]<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

When I came home that night, I found the tick STILL on the dog\u2019s belly.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>And a bloody hole where one of the dog\u2019s filthy-black mole-nipples had been.\u00a0 Oopsie.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I was remiss in my duties.\u00a0 For that I am truly sorry.\u00a0 Because when I was talking about the rest of the family\u2019s \u201cFun Facts,\u201d I forgot to mention our DOG\u2019S fun fact.\u00a0 Bad, BAD dog mother! Teddybear-the-dog\u2019s fun fact is that he has five nipples.\u00a0 I thought they came in matched sets.\u00a0 But apparently […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3886"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3886"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3886\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3894,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3886\/revisions\/3894"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3886"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3886"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3886"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}