{"id":3865,"date":"2014-10-13T08:14:26","date_gmt":"2014-10-13T14:14:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=3865"},"modified":"2014-10-13T08:14:26","modified_gmt":"2014-10-13T14:14:26","slug":"a-toast-to-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=3865","title":{"rendered":"A toast to me!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Just wanted to let you know\u00a0I\u2019m putting my MBA to good use over here.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">Please see the attached picture of my latest performance review.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?attachment_id=3866\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-3866\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3866\" title=\"THANKS\" src=\"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/THANKS-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/THANKS-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/THANKS.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a>Of course, the positive feedback may actually have NOTHING to do with my MBA and everything to do with my secret family recipe* for cinnamon sugar toast.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">But don\u2019t hate.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">Don\u2019t be a hater.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">We ALL have our gifts.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri; font-size: medium;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\"><span style=\"font-size: medium;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\">*The secret family recipe goes something like this\u2026mix some proportionate combination of cinnamon and granulated sugar.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">Sprinkle over buttered toast and make sure you get it everywhere: toast, countertop, floor etc.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">Place your masterpiece at the table for your best customer.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">Know that shortly it will be all over said table (well, and the customer\u2019s face) because that\u2019s the nature of cinnamon sugar.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">It dislodges everytime someone breathes in its direction.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">At that point, remember how much you hate the clusterbomb that is the cinnamon sugar toast recipe.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">Discontinue use.<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">\u00a0 <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">Huh,\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">I guess none of that\u2019s much of a secret after all. <\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-size: medium;\">\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just wanted to let you know\u00a0I\u2019m putting my MBA to good use over here.\u00a0 Please see the attached picture of my latest performance review. Of course, the positive feedback may actually have NOTHING to do with my MBA and everything to do with my secret family recipe* for cinnamon sugar toast.\u00a0 But don\u2019t hate.\u00a0 Don\u2019t [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3865"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3865"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3865\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3872,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3865\/revisions\/3872"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}