{"id":3790,"date":"2014-09-26T13:21:10","date_gmt":"2014-09-26T19:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=3790"},"modified":"2014-09-26T13:21:10","modified_gmt":"2014-09-26T19:21:10","slug":"my-son-michelangelo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=3790","title":{"rendered":"My Son Michelangelo"},"content":{"rendered":"

One of my son\u2019s teachers stopped my husband in the school hallway yesterday to pass on this sculpture she had recently confiscated from Sonny.\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>She thought it was super creative and that it took a lot of work, so she didn\u2019t want to throw it away.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>But at the same time, she needed to remove it as a \u201cdistraction.\u201d<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

So I ask you now, can you guess what it is?\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/span><\/span><\/span>Naw, me neither.<\/span><\/p>\n

But more importantly, can you guess what it\u2019s made out of?\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>No?!<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>How about if I tell you Sonny has this teacher\u2019s class right after snack time.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Still no??<\/span><\/p>\n

Ok, we could go on all day with this, but quite frankly I need to go wash my hands, so let me tell you what\u00a0it\u2019s made out of…<\/span><\/p>\n

Those red wax skins that come off of Mini BabyBel\u00a0cheese wheels.<\/span><\/p>\n

Creative right?\u00a0 <\/span><\/span>But Sonny doesn\u2019t like those little cheeses.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>He doesn\u2019t eat those\u00a0 little cheeses.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>I never buy those little cheeses nor send them in with him for snack time.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

So let\u2019s title this sculpture something like \u201cUnsanitary Red Wax Number Three\u201d and then you can go wash your hands too.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

One of my son\u2019s teachers stopped my husband in the school hallway yesterday to pass on this sculpture she had recently confiscated from Sonny.\u00a0 She thought it was super creative and that it took a lot of work, so she didn\u2019t want to throw it away.\u00a0 But at the same time, she needed to remove […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[263,262],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3790"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3790"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3790\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3798,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3790\/revisions\/3798"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}