{"id":349,"date":"2012-10-30T20:56:49","date_gmt":"2012-10-31T02:56:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=349"},"modified":"2013-02-06T12:52:02","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T19:52:02","slug":"tuesday-week-11","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=349","title":{"rendered":"The day before Halloween"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With Halloween tomorrow night, I thought now might be a good time to review this:<\/p>\n<p>Kids &#8211; don&#8217;t take candy from strangers.<\/p>\n<p>Uhhh&#8230;.unless it&#8217;s Halloween.\u00a0 And THEN you can take candy from strangers.\u00a0 As much as you want.<\/p>\n<p>But before you eat your free-candy-gotten-from-strangers-in-exchange-for-dressing-oddly, let me look at it, because\u00a0I need to see if it&#8217;s been tampered with and\u00a0contains razor blades and\/or poison.\u00a0 Because I have so much experience with razor blades and poison???<\/p>\n<p>So, to sum up,\u00a0this healthy approach to candy has now been\u00a0passed down to a new\u00a0generation.<\/p>\n<p>And thus ends our lesson.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With Halloween tomorrow night, I thought now might be a good time to review this: Kids &#8211; don&#8217;t take candy from strangers. Uhhh&#8230;.unless it&#8217;s Halloween.\u00a0 And THEN you can take candy from strangers.\u00a0 As much as you want. But before you eat your free-candy-gotten-from-strangers-in-exchange-for-dressing-oddly, let me look at it, because\u00a0I need to see if it&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=349"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":739,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/349\/revisions\/739"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=349"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=349"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=349"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}