{"id":3373,"date":"2014-06-12T09:15:12","date_gmt":"2014-06-12T15:15:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=3373"},"modified":"2014-06-12T09:15:12","modified_gmt":"2014-06-12T15:15:12","slug":"wonder-twin-powers-activate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=3373","title":{"rendered":"Wonder Twin Powers…ACTIVATE!"},"content":{"rendered":"

You ever have pasta-in-a-strainer, sitting in the sink and draining\u2026when all of a sudden a kid comes up and washes their hands all over it?!?<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Yeah?<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>ME TOO!<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

TWINS!!!<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Twinny twin twin!<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Wonder Twin powers ACTIVATE!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

You go first.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Form of an iceberg!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Ok, now my turn.<\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Form of a stay at home mom who just had her dinner plans ruined by dirty hands!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n

Huhn.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Wait.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>How come you got to be the iceberg?<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>And I got to be that stupid stay at home mom thing?!<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Well – for the record –\u00a0I always thought the boy twin on the show took the easy way out.\u00a0 Endlessly turning into some form of water, frozen or otherwise.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Yawn\u2026snoozeville.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Me?<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>I\u2019m a go big or go home type a\u2019 gal.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>No easy way out for me (nooo, I\u2019m not lookin\u2019 at anyone when I say that.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Why?<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Did you think I was lookin\u2019 at YOU?!?).<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>So I don\u2019t CARE\u00a0if the stay at home mom thing sounds stupid.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Bring it!<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Bring your smarmy iceberg; I\u2019ll see it and raise you a creature-who-does-a lot-of-yelling.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Because really, who WOULDN\u2019T want to turn into that creature??<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>This is a rhetorical question so SHUT IT!\u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/em>Not sure why the girl twin-who-could-turn-into-any-creature never turned into THAT creature, but she missed the boat there.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Because there\u2019s an amaaaaaazing amount of power in being the stay at home mom who just had her dinner plans ruined by dirty hands!<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Ahhhh\u2026POWER!\u00a0 Mwa ha ha!!<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The smell of power is in the air!<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Can you smell it?<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>It smells very, very similar to sudsy pasta.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

And wait!\u00a0 What’s that?\u00a0 Can you hear it??\u00a0 <\/span>To the human ear, the power sounds a little\u2026something\u2026like this:<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

GET IN THE ^*$#% CAR!<\/span>\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span>WE\u2019RE GOING OUT TO EAT!!!!!<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

ACTIVATE!!!<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You ever have pasta-in-a-strainer, sitting in the sink and draining\u2026when all of a sudden a kid comes up and washes their hands all over it?!?\u00a0 Yeah?\u00a0 ME TOO!\u00a0 TWINS!!!\u00a0 Twinny twin twin!\u00a0 Wonder Twin powers ACTIVATE! You go first. Form of an iceberg! Ok, now my turn. Form of a stay at home mom who […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[110,108,109,106,107],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3373"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3373"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3373\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3379,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3373\/revisions\/3379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}