{"id":3314,"date":"2014-06-02T09:04:46","date_gmt":"2014-06-02T15:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=3314"},"modified":"2014-06-02T09:04:46","modified_gmt":"2014-06-02T15:04:46","slug":"comment-ary","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=3314","title":{"rendered":"Comment-ary"},"content":{"rendered":"

I love getting electronic comments to\u00a0my blog posts.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>I get a little thrill when I open up my blogging dashboard to see that I\u2019ve received a comment.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Take for example this latest one\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

It\u2019s from someone called Nike Air Jordan.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Nike A.J. writes: <\/span>Hello there, I found your site by way of Google even as looking for a comparable topic, your site got here up, it appears to be like good. I have bookmarked it in my google bookmarks.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

While Nike A.J.\u2019s name seems a little self-promoting, the rest of the post is all very thrilling.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>She (I’m assuming ‘she.’\u00a0 You’ll see why in a sec) says that my post appears to be\u2026like\u2026good.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Hmmm.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>A little too\u2026like\u2026Valley Girlish for me, but I\u2019ll take the compliment.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Also?<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Me thinkey me have a new follower since Nike A.J. has taken my site (which got here? Up??) and bookmarked it in her google bookmarks.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Score!<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Next comes a comment from Oakley Frogskin Sunglasses.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Future\u2019s so bright, gotta wear shades writes that: <\/span>This website is loading very slow for me. Is anyone else having this problem or is it a problem on my end? I\u2019ll check back later on and see if the problem still exists\u2026.<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Uh\u2026I think it\u2019s a problem on your end.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>No one else has mentioned the loading issue to me.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Because you guys would mention the loading issue to me, right?<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>And Future\u2019s So Bright??<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Please don\u2019t check back because the problem will still exist, because yer not wanted round these here parts.<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

Or how about this comment from someone called <\/span>Yves Saint Laurent Bags:<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Shop the latest collection of Miu Miu dresses. Find the largest selection of Miu miu women dresses \u2013 miu miu women dresses on line sales. Discover Miu Miu\u2019s new-season dresses, miumiu dress 2014 & more on sale. Fast shipping germany, france, usa, cana\u2026<\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n

Ok.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Gotta cut ya off right there, Yves.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>You\u2019re name seems a little too\u2026familiar.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>And I\u2019m not really sure why are you offering the latest Miu Miu dresses (with a variety of capitalization options, by the way) in your precious comment space when you could be saying instead about how my blog appears to be\u2026like\u2026good.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>I will call this one spam.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Moving on\u2026<\/span><\/span><\/em><\/p>\n

This next comment comes from someone named <\/span>\u30aa\u30e1\u30ac\u30b3\u30d4\u30fc\u6642\u8a08<\/span> who writes:<\/span>\u30d6\u30eb\u30ac\u30ea\u30b9\u30fc\u30d1\u30fc\u30b3\u30d4\u30fc<\/span>(Bvlgari),<\/span>\u4eba\u6c17\u30d6\u30eb\u30ac\u30ea\u30b3\u30d4\u30fc\u6642\u8a08<\/span>,<\/span>\u30d6\u30eb\u30ac\u30ea\u507d\u7269\u6642\u8a08.\u30d4\u30a2\u30b8\u30a7\u30b9\u30fc\u30d1\u30fc\u30b3\u30d4\u30fc<\/span>(Piaget),<\/span>\u4eba\u6c17\u30d4\u30a2\u30b8\u30a7\u30b3\u30d4\u30fc\u6642\u8a08<\/span>,<\/span>\u30d4\u30a2\u30b8\u30a7\u507d\u7269\u6642\u8a08\uff1a\u30b7\u30c1\u30ba\u30f3\u30b9\u30fc\u30d1\u30fc\u30b3\u30d4\u30fc<\/span>(Citizen),<\/span>\u4eba\u6c17\u30b7\u30c1\u30ba\u30f3\u30b3\u30d4\u30fc\u6642\u8a08<\/span>,<\/span>\u30b7\u30c1\u30ba\u30f3\u507d\u7269\u6642\u8a08.<\/span><\/p>\n

Er \u2013 thanks, <\/span><\/em>\u30aa\u30e1\u30ac\u30b3\u30d4\u30fc\u6642\u8a08<\/span>. May I call you Mr. Robot?<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>And if you\u2019re sending me secret coded messages in the form of watch brand names, you should probably stop.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Because Homey don\u2019t play coded messages \u2013 or watches for sale.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>In fact, I\u2019m not really sure what your post is all about, so instead, I\u2019ll assume you\u2019re saying something along the lines of, \u201cKudos on a witty, insightful blog.\u201d<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>To which I reply, \u201c<\/span><\/em>D\u014dmo arigat\u014d<\/span><\/em>, Mr. Roboto. <\/span>\u00a0<\/span>D\u014dmo, d\u014dmo.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>D\u014dmo, d\u014dmo.\u201d*<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n

*Why yes, that does mean, \u201cThank you very much, Mr. Robot,\u201d in Japanese.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>And since you brought it up, yes, those ARE the lyrics to the song \u201cMr. Roboto\u201d by Styx which was recorded in 1982 and released in 1983 on their album, \u201cKilroy Was Here.\u201d<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>And now?<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>Now there\u2019s talk of a lifetime achievement award.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>For me.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>For RULING in this game that we play called \u201cAn 80\u2019s song for every moment in life.\u201d<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>But don\u2019t worry, I\u2019ll include you in my acceptance speech.<\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>To all the people who played \u2013 and played poorly \u2013 but who ultimately made this award possible for me, d\u014dmo, d\u014dmo.<\/span><\/em><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I love getting electronic comments to\u00a0my blog posts.\u00a0 I get a little thrill when I open up my blogging dashboard to see that I\u2019ve received a comment.\u00a0 Take for example this latest one\u2026 It\u2019s from someone called Nike Air Jordan.\u00a0 Nike A.J. writes: Hello there, I found your site by way of Google even as […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[78,70,77,75,74,71,72,76,73],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3314"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3314"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3325,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3314\/revisions\/3325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}