{"id":2179,"date":"2013-11-18T17:03:06","date_gmt":"2013-11-19T00:03:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=2179"},"modified":"2013-11-18T17:03:06","modified_gmt":"2013-11-19T00:03:06","slug":"pikachu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=2179","title":{"rendered":"Pikachu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>What\u2019s up with Pikachu?\u00a0 What is UP with Pikachu?!\u00a0 He\u2019s that cute little pink-cheeked Pok\u00e9mon and all he ever says is, &#8220;Pee-cuh.\u00a0 Peee-cuh. \u00a0Chew!\u00a0 Peee-cuh-chew!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Uh.\u00a0 Ok.\u00a0 Is that why they named him Pikachu?\u00a0 Which came first: the Pikachu, or the peee-cuh-chew?!<\/p>\n<p>Seriously.\u00a0 It\u2019s so annoying.\u00a0 He\u2019s gotta move on to something else.<\/p>\n<p>Why am I even on this topic?\u00a0 Because I was privy to a huge dose of peee-cuh-chew this past Saturday.\u00a0 At full blast.<\/p>\n<p>He sounds like a baby just learning to make complex sounds-which-aren\u2019t-quite-words.<\/p>\n<p>When my daughter was doing that, she sounded mostly Asian and once-in-a-while Latvian.\u00a0 When my son was doing it, he sounded like a bubble machine and there was a LOT of spit.<\/p>\n<p>Pikachu?\u00a0 Just sounds annoying.<\/p>\n<p>But Pikachu is not the first of his kind.\u00a0 Remember that cartoon from the 80\u2019s?\u00a0 (Hey!\u00a0 I\u2019m flexible.\u00a0 I can talk 80\u2019s cartoons OR songs.\u00a0 Today it\u2019s cartoons.)\u00a0 It was called Thundercats.\u00a0 (Thundercats, HO!!!)\u00a0\u00a0There\u00a0were human-ified lions and tigers in that show.\u00a0 They talked like people.\u00a0 But they had spotted\/striped hair and weird cat eyes.\u00a0 And of course, cat powers.\u00a0 They also had a pet&#8230;cat.\u00a0 How wacky is that?!?\u00a0 But\u00a0all the cat\u00a0ever said was, \u201cSnarf.\u00a0 Snarf.\u201d\u00a0 So his name was Snarf.<\/p>\n<p>This cartoon-y named-after-the-sound-you-make theme I\u2019ve identified\u00a0makes\u00a0me wonder if I\u2019m STILL a stay at home mom because I SOUND like a stay at home mom?!?<\/p>\n<p>Hmmm\u2026what\u00a0does a stay at home mom sound like?<\/p>\n<p>I CAN\u2019T STAND DOING ANYMORE DISHES.\u00a0 I\u2019M NOT DOING ANOTHER DISH.\u00a0 IF YOU MAKE THAT DISH DIRTY, YOU CLEAN THAT DISH!!!<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s\u00a0just ONE example.\u00a0 I could give you various OTHER examples &#8211; all shout-y like &#8211; pertaining to carpools, errands, meals, homework, school projects, holiday preparation and so forth.\u00a0 But I won\u2019t go into that now.\u00a0 Because I think I\u2019ve narrowed it down.\u00a0 You know what makes me sound MOST like a stay at home mom?!?\u00a0 The part where I say, \u201cNope.\u00a0 Still no job.\u00a0 But thanks for bringing it up!\u201d\u00a0 [<em>stink eye, stink eye<\/em>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What\u2019s up with Pikachu?\u00a0 What is UP with Pikachu?!\u00a0 He\u2019s that cute little pink-cheeked Pok\u00e9mon and all he ever says is, &#8220;Pee-cuh.\u00a0 Peee-cuh. \u00a0Chew!\u00a0 Peee-cuh-chew!&#8221; Uh.\u00a0 Ok.\u00a0 Is that why they named him Pikachu?\u00a0 Which came first: the Pikachu, or the peee-cuh-chew?! Seriously.\u00a0 It\u2019s so annoying.\u00a0 He\u2019s gotta move on to something else. Why am [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2179"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2179"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2179\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2184,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2179\/revisions\/2184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2179"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2179"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2179"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}