{"id":187,"date":"2012-10-04T20:55:31","date_gmt":"2012-10-05T02:55:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=187"},"modified":"2013-02-06T12:35:52","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T19:35:52","slug":"thursday-week-7","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=187","title":{"rendered":"The dirty, diiirty house"},"content":{"rendered":"

I told my husband allllll about my housecleaning debacle the other day (as a side-note: no one seems to be experiencing fever, chills, nor is anyone\u00a0puking so I think we’ve safely skirted any E.coli poisoning.\u00a0 Phew!).<\/p>\n

Below is the conversation that followed:<\/p>\n

ME: PLEASE Please pleaaaaasepleasepleasepleaseplease can we get our cleaning ladies back?\u00a0 I’m not gonna be able to do this.<\/p>\n

HIM: Well it’s obvious that you’re doing it all wrong.<\/p>\n

ME:\u00a0It is?!?\u00a0 Well…Expert – what do you recommend?<\/p>\n

HIM:\u00a0 You should be wearing a cleaning lady\u00a0uniform.<\/p>\n

[Mom – don’t read any further]<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

<\/em><\/strong>ME:\u00a0 A cleaning lady uniform?\u00a0 Like…khakis and a green polo??\u00a0 THAT would help me clean better?!<\/p>\n

HIM:\u00a0 No.\u00a0\u00a0It has to be a maid uniform.\u00a0 That would do the trick.\u00a0 A French maid.\u00a0 And you need to speak more French while cleaning the house.\u00a0 The dirty, diiirty house.<\/p>\n

ME:\u00a0 I can see what’s dirty, diiirty here and it’s not the house.\u00a0 And the uniform won’t help.\u00a0\u00a0And I’m not doing it.\u00a0 PLEASE Please pleaaaaasepleasepleasepleaseplease can we get our cleaning ladies back?!?<\/p>\n

[or perhaps I WILL do it if I can get the cleaning ladies back – if ya know whadImean – wink, wink, nudge, nudge.]<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I told my husband allllll about my housecleaning debacle the other day (as a side-note: no one seems to be experiencing fever, chills, nor is anyone\u00a0puking so I think we’ve safely skirted any E.coli poisoning.\u00a0 Phew!). Below is the conversation that followed: ME: PLEASE Please pleaaaaasepleasepleasepleaseplease can we get our cleaning ladies back?\u00a0 I’m not […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=187"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":718,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/187\/revisions\/718"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=187"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=187"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=187"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}