This is how a\u00a0business meeting goes down in Game of Thrones:<\/p>\n
Prince Oberyn of Dorne says to Tyrion Lannister (aka The Imp): Permit me to acquaint you with my noble companions; Ser Doziel Dalt of Lemongrove, Lord Tremblon Gargaphon, Lord Harmon Uhller and his brother Ser Uhllwyck, Ser Rieon Alyryon and his natural son Der Daomon Sand, the Bastard of Guardswood, Lord Dargoos Manthan, his brother Ser Miggles and his sons Myles and Dyken.\u00a0 I also have with me Ellia Sand my bedmate and scribe.<\/p>\n
[hand shaking for those closest,\u00a0and friendly waving for those stuck in the back.\u00a0 Note no women are present other than the\u00a0floozy “scribe” my a$$ who’s betting on her youth and good looks to keep her job…bitter much?<\/em>]<\/p>\n As the remainder of Tyrion’s own party rides\u00a0up on the group, it becomes\u00a0his turn to name the names: Ser Flymint Bracks, heir to Horndale, Lord Gylys of Royne, Ser Addam Marlbrend –\u00a0Lord Commander of the City Watch, Jalazar Zoh –\u00a0Prince of the Yellow Cloak,\u00a0Ser Harrys Swyfton –\u00a0uncle Kevan’s goodfather by marriage, Ser Marlon Crackenhall, Ser Phyllis\u00a0Footeton and Ser Bronn of the Blacknight.<\/p>\n [then someone shouts from the back, “there will be a quiz on names later!” and polite chuckling ensues<\/em>.]<\/p>\n Then they all ride off to get coffee and danishes.\u00a0 Afterwards they meet for the entire day and accomplish the same stuff they accomplished this time last year.\u00a0 They have lunch brought in since it’s a “working lunch”\u00a0then go out for drinks after evening has fallen.\u00a0 They\u00a0all get inappropriately drunk and have dumb swordfights which everyone will talk about at NEXT YEAR’S meeting.\u00a0 As sun breaks over the land the next morn,\u00a0they break their fast despite\u00a0feeling inordinately queasy and do it all over again before they catch their horses\u00a0home.<\/p>\n -End Scene-<\/p>\n Some things never change, do they?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This is how a\u00a0business meeting goes down in Game of Thrones: Prince Oberyn of Dorne says to Tyrion Lannister (aka The Imp): Permit me to acquaint you with my noble companions; Ser Doziel Dalt of Lemongrove, Lord Tremblon Gargaphon, Lord Harmon Uhller and his brother Ser Uhllwyck, Ser Rieon Alyryon and his natural son Der […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1706"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1710,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1706\/revisions\/1710"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1706"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1706"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1706"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}