{"id":1547,"date":"2013-07-08T13:34:58","date_gmt":"2013-07-08T19:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=1547"},"modified":"2013-07-08T13:34:58","modified_gmt":"2013-07-08T19:34:58","slug":"me-no-like-y","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=1547","title":{"rendered":"Me NO Like-y"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apropos nothing, here is a random list &#8211; in no particular order &#8211; of thing me\u00a0NO like-y:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>24-year-old neighbor boy who jumps into my yard to get his soccer ball while I&#8217;m eating leftover chips and dip at the kitchen table.\u00a0 Not only does he scare the SH** out of me, but he also sees that I&#8217;m eating chips and dip for lunch.\u00a0 ME NO LIKE-Y!<\/li>\n<li>Dead prairie dogs lying on the side of the road.\u00a0 Me definitely no like-y their white underbellies all turgid with\u00a0bloat.<\/li>\n<li>Crows EATING dead prairie dogs lying on the side of the road.\u00a0 Me no like-y AND\u00a0me now barf-y.<\/li>\n<li>A puppy with the runs in the middle of the night.\u00a0 Me no like-y AND me now crank-y from no sleep.<\/li>\n<li>The gelatinous mass that comes OUT of the puppy with the runs.\u00a0 Gaaaaccckkk!!!<\/li>\n<li>Cleaning UP the gelatinous mass that&#8230;OK.\u00a0 You get the idea here.\u00a0 Gaaaaaccckkk!!!\u00a0 Me no like-y any of it.<\/li>\n<li>Drivers\u00a0who are so preoccupied with talking on their cell phones that they forget\u00a0to turn even though they have the right-of-way while your a$$ is hanging out in traffic after the light turns red because\u00a0you were politely waiting for them.\u00a0 Me NO like-y morons.<\/li>\n<li>The &#8220;Closed for Inventory&#8221; sign posted on the door of Tuesday Morning the ONE time\u00a0in my whole life I wanted to return something there after the ONE\u00a0time in my whole like I bought something there.\u00a0\u00a0Me no like-y that it turns out ALL Tuesday Mornings are closed on the same day for inventory despite a trip across town to just RETURN STUFF I DON&#8217;T WANT ALREADY!\u00a0 Protracted, annoying return scenarios?\u00a0 Nope, me no like-y.<\/li>\n<li>Me no like-y the smell that comes from my legs after I put self-tanner on them.\u00a0 They smell like dirty dog feet (and not the nice popcorn-y smell, but the stepped-in-something-bad-two-days-ago smell).\u00a0 Who like-y that?\u00a0 Not me.<\/li>\n<li>Dumb, confusing\u00a0vanity license plates.\u00a0 I submit for consideration, &#8220;MANDRS.&#8221;\u00a0 Man Doctors?\u00a0\u00a0Amanda&#8217;s nickname??\u00a0\u00a0Who&#8217;s to say.\u00a0\u00a0Annoying at the very least.\u00a0 And aptly named &#8211; vanity plates;\u00a0You have to be vain to think me care OR me like.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>See?\u00a0 I TOLD you this was apropos nothing.\u00a0 I just wanted to balance out <a href=\"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=1542\">my blog from the other day<\/a> where I listed some of the\u00a0things me like-y.\u00a0 I didn&#8217;t want you to think I was too&#8230;upbeat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apropos nothing, here is a random list &#8211; in no particular order &#8211; of thing me\u00a0NO like-y: 24-year-old neighbor boy who jumps into my yard to get his soccer ball while I&#8217;m eating leftover chips and dip at the kitchen table.\u00a0 Not only does he scare the SH** out of me, but he also sees [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1547"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1562,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1547\/revisions\/1562"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}