{"id":1496,"date":"2013-06-21T16:50:36","date_gmt":"2013-06-21T22:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=1496"},"modified":"2013-06-26T18:22:58","modified_gmt":"2013-06-27T00:22:58","slug":"to-pee-or-not-to-pee-that-is-the-question","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=1496","title":{"rendered":"To pee or not to pee, THAT is the question!"},"content":{"rendered":"

I know, I know.\u00a0\u00a0The last few posts have been so sad-sack, woe-is-me that even I<\/span><\/em> <\/strong>can’t take it any more!\u00a0\u00a0So let’s move on to something a little more…er…uplifting, shall we?\u00a0\u00a0Let’s talk about Stress Urinary Incontinence.\u00a0\u00a0Or for those without a medical degree: Bladder Leakage.<\/p>\n

I received a flyer in the mail yesterday stating that 1 in 3 women suffer from bladder leakage.\u00a0 Now – don’t act surprised or anything – but\u00a0I’m the 1 (in\u00a03).\u00a0 I’ve blogged about it here<\/a>, and here<\/a>, and here<\/a> (Tony Horton’s PEE-o-metrics<\/a>\u00a0ringing a bell??), so this can’t possibly be news to you.<\/p>\n

MEEEE\u00a0and\u00a0my BLAAAAAAAADER, strollin’ down the avenue!\u00a0 Me and my BLAAAAADER, not a soul to tell our troubles too.<\/p>\n

But\u00a0now?\u00a0 Now I’m in luck and the flyer states that University of Colorado Hospital is\u00a0offering a\u00a0FREE women’s educational seminar on this very topic at their Lone Tree Health Center\u00a0in July.\u00a0 (How did they even know to\u00a0send this flyer to me?!?\u00a0 Do they have a camera trained on me or something?!?)\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n

The first step in getting help is admitting you have a problem.\u00a0\u00a0Oops!\u00a0 Nope.\u00a0 Wait.\u00a0\u00a0I was thinking of something else just then.\u00a0 Actually,\u00a0according to the flyer,\u00a0the first step is…learning more.\u00a0 Oh.\u00a0 Yeah.\u00a0 That makes more sense.<\/p>\n

Anyone wanna join me?!\u00a0 Knock it off – I’m sick of your piss-poor excuses.\u00a0 Come one!\u00a0\u00a0It’ll PEEEE\u00a0fUUUUUUuuuuuuunn!\u00a0 I can bring my partner (who would never, EVER come) or…guests.\u00a0\u00a0So who’s in?!?\u00a0 I know you’re out there.\u00a0\u00a0(There might even be a camera trained on YOU!\u00a0 In fact I can\u00a0see you RIGHT now looking around.\u00a0 Yes, YOU!\u00a0 Hi.\u00a0 Right here – hi.<\/em>)<\/p>\n

This is no time to mind your PEE’s and Qs and tiptoe around the topic.\u00a0 This is time for some candid discussion.<\/p>\n

Won’t you join me??\u00a0 Pretty PEEEEEse?!<\/p>\n

Tinkle, tinkle, tinkle – ask not for whom the bell tinkles, it tinkles\u00a0for YOU!<\/em><\/p>\n

Also?\u00a0 Refreshments will be served.<\/p>\n

Peaberry coffee, water and MORE water.<\/p>\n

Bwaa\u00a0haaa\u00a0HAAAAAA!\u00a0 [psss<\/em>]\u00a0 I make myself laugh.<\/p>\n

Then you know what they’ll probably do after the refreshments?!\u00a0 They’ll make us do jumPEEEng\u00a0jacks.\u00a0 On a trampoline.\u00a0 And tell us we need an operation.\u00a0 tee-tee heeee [psssss<\/em>]<\/p>\n

Whatever you do, don’t SNEEZE!!!\u00a0[pssss…PSSS<\/em>]<\/p>\n

BWAA\u00a0HAAAA HAAAAAAAAA<\/em>!!!! [PSSSSSSSS<\/em>]<\/p>\n

Oh for PEEEEte’s\u00a0sake! \u00a0This is no laughing matter.\u00a0 It’s a serious PEE-R-O-B-L-E-M\u00a0a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h,\u00a0i, j, k, l, m, n,\u00a0o,….,q, r, s, t, u, v, w, x, y,\u00a0z.<\/p>\n

Where’s the\u00a0‘p’???\u00a0\u00a0 It’s running down my leg.\u00a0 [pssssssssss<\/em>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I know, I know.\u00a0\u00a0The last few posts have been so sad-sack, woe-is-me that even I can’t take it any more!\u00a0\u00a0So let’s move on to something a little more…er…uplifting, shall we?\u00a0\u00a0Let’s talk about Stress Urinary Incontinence.\u00a0\u00a0Or for those without a medical degree: Bladder Leakage. I received a flyer in the mail yesterday stating that 1 in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1496"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1524,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1496\/revisions\/1524"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1496"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1496"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1496"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}