{"id":1400,"date":"2013-05-31T07:06:52","date_gmt":"2013-05-31T13:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=1400"},"modified":"2013-05-31T07:06:52","modified_gmt":"2013-05-31T13:06:52","slug":"schools-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=1400","title":{"rendered":"School’s OUT!"},"content":{"rendered":"
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“School’s…out..for..SUMMER!\u00a0 School’s…out..for..EVER!!!”<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

Ok, not forever.\u00a0 Just for summer.\u00a0 And none too soon.\u00a0 [and here we are, right back to “an 80’s song for every moment in life.”\u00a0 And also?\u00a0 SCREW YOU if you looked it up and found out it was released in 1972.\u00a0 Screw you AND the horse you rode in on.\u00a0 Don’t read any more of this blog.\u00a0 You’ve been disinvited from reading any more of this blog.\u00a0 Stop reading, ya researching jerk.\u00a0 I said…STOP!]<\/p>\n

My sister, the doctor, played this Alice Cooper song on an endless\u00a0loop at her graduation-from-post-graduate school party.\u00a0 I’m pretty sure she didn’t actually want to get a doctorate, she just wanted to play the song at a party and really MEAN it.\u00a0 Either that or she just wanted to make us all call her “doctor.”<\/p>\n

Whatevs.\u00a0 We all have different drivers.<\/p>\n

I can’t really mean “school’s out for EVER” on this end because we’re only in 3rd and 5th grades (well – officially 4th and 6th grades now).\u00a0 So – we’ve got a ways to go – but still, baby steps are worth celebrating.\u00a0 And\u00a0to do that…we’re getting the kids A TRIP TO PARIS!!!!<\/p>\n

Ha ha.\u00a0 Kidding.<\/p>\n

We’re getting them a TRIP TO LONDON!!!<\/p>\n

Ha ha.\u00a0 Still kidding.<\/p>\n

We’re getting them a TRIP TO SOUTHERN VIRGINIA TO VISIT THEIR GRANDPARENTS!!!<\/p>\n

Not kidding.\u00a0 Hi, Mom and Dad!\u00a0 We’ll call you shortly to\u00a0firm up plans.\u00a0 You are expecting them, right?\u00a0 Right?!?<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“School’s…out..for..SUMMER!\u00a0 School’s…out..for..EVER!!!” Ok, not forever.\u00a0 Just for summer.\u00a0 And none too soon.\u00a0 [and here we are, right back to “an 80’s song for every moment in life.”\u00a0 And also?\u00a0 SCREW YOU if you looked it up and found out it was released in 1972.\u00a0 Screw you AND the horse you rode in on.\u00a0 Don’t read […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1400"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1400"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1400\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1404,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1400\/revisions\/1404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}