Hey!\u00a0 Here’s a little known P90X fun fact for ya……<\/p>\n
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THERE ARE THIRTEEN WEEKS OF P90X.\u00a0 NOT TWELVE!!!!!!\u00a0 GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n <\/p>\n (Mom,\u00a0Dad and Sissy #2 – do NOT read further.\u00a0 Eyes right here.\u00a0 There are a LOT of swearwords below that you do NOT want to see.\u00a0 Nope.\u00a0 Nuh-uh.\u00a0 Eyes up here.\u00a0 Steady.\u00a0 Steadddddyyyy…)<\/em><\/p>\n damnITTTTT…..DAMNITTTTTT……DAMNITTTTTT TO HELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!\u00a0 HELL!<\/p>\n HELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLANNNNDDDDDDAMMMNNNNNAAAAATIONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n Whose brilliant idea was this?!!\u00a0 To put the thirteenth week of P90X exercises on the LAST page of the exercise sheet print-out?!!???\u00a0\u00a0The last page I didn’t turn to UNTIL JUST NOW!!!!!<\/p>\n Tony Horton you are a FRICKIN’ KNUCKLEHEAD!!!!!<\/p>\n THE MOST SWEARWORDS EVER!\u00a0\u00a0RIGHT.\u00a0 HERE.\u00a0 RIGHT.\u00a0 NOW!!!!<\/p>\n This is like finding out that pregnancy actually lasts TEN MONTHS, not nine months\u00a0LIKE YOU’VE BEEN TOLD YOUR WHOLE LIFE<\/em>!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n I HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF<\/em>!!!!<\/p>\n DAMN.\u00a0 IT.\u00a0 DAAAAMMMMMNNNNN.\u00a0\u00a0 ITTTTTTT.<\/p>\n Or to quote a friend’s three-year-old\u00a0son…when he’s trying to come up with the worst words he knows so as to express his utter disgust and disdain and sheer pissed-off-ed-ness about\u00a0something…DIARRHEA POTTY POTTY!!!<\/p>\n DIARRHEA POTTY POTTY, TONY HORTON.\u00a0 DIARRHEAAAAAAAA POTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hey!\u00a0 Here’s a little known P90X fun fact for ya…… THERE ARE THIRTEEN WEEKS OF P90X.\u00a0 NOT TWELVE!!!!!!\u00a0 GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Mom,\u00a0Dad and Sissy #2 – do NOT read further.\u00a0 Eyes right here.\u00a0 There are a LOT of swearwords below that you do NOT want to see.\u00a0 Nope.\u00a0 Nuh-uh.\u00a0 Eyes up here.\u00a0 Steady.\u00a0 Steadddddyyyy…) damnITTTTT…..DAMNITTTTTT……DAMNITTTTTT […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1186"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1186"}],"version-history":[{"count":20,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1186\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1205,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1186\/revisions\/1205"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}