{"id":113,"date":"2012-09-18T19:38:10","date_gmt":"2012-09-19T01:38:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=113"},"modified":"2013-02-06T12:22:05","modified_gmt":"2013-02-06T19:22:05","slug":"tuesday-week-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/?p=113","title":{"rendered":"TMFFT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I pulled into the school parking lot about 40 minutes before school got out today.\u00a0 And there were &#8211; no joke &#8211; 11 cars in car-line already.\u00a0 Waiting to pick up students&#8230;that wouldn&#8217;t get out for ANOTHER FORTY\u00a0MINUTES!!<\/p>\n<p>Ok, I&#8217;m struggling to find things to do with my time, but waiting in a hot car for 40+ minutes to pick up my kid isn&#8217;t one of them.<\/p>\n<p>Back when I had a job (oooh about a month or so ago) there was this &#8220;saying&#8221; a friend at work and I\u00a0invented\u00a0to describe co-workers who didn&#8217;t have enough to do.\u00a0 Who had too\u00a0much free time.\u00a0 We called it TMFFT.\u00a0 Too much f^*#ing free time.<\/p>\n<p>Every single person in that car line had a bad case of TMFFT today.<\/p>\n<p>And why was <em>I<\/em> there 40 minutes early you might wonder?\u00a0 That there is a case of NOYBW.<\/p>\n<p>None of your bee&#8217;s wax.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I pulled into the school parking lot about 40 minutes before school got out today.\u00a0 And there were &#8211; no joke &#8211; 11 cars in car-line already.\u00a0 Waiting to pick up students&#8230;that wouldn&#8217;t get out for ANOTHER FORTY\u00a0MINUTES!! Ok, I&#8217;m struggling to find things to do with my time, but waiting in a hot car [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":703,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions\/703"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}