This is an open letter to Kohl’s…<\/p>\n
Dear Kohl’s,<\/p>\n
Please cease and desist with the Kohl’s Cash.\u00a0 Now.\u00a0 I can’t take it anymore.\u00a0 Kohl’s Cash redemption days are\u00a0literally the only thing on my calendar (well – besides my upcoming lunch lady duties).\u00a0 Just the fact that I have to put<\/em> a reminder on my calendar so that I don’t accidentally miss<\/em> using my Kohl’s cash tells you how knee-deep I am here.<\/p>\n You’re very stealthy, Kohl’s.\u00a0 But I can see right through you.\u00a0 I know those innocuous $10-off-any-purchase-over-$10 coupons are all part of your psychological warfare.\u00a0 I frequently find myself\u00a0driving to one of your\u00a0many conveniently-located stores\u00a0in my area,\u00a0saying to myself, “You can do it this time.\u00a0 You can JUST spend $10 and come away with something that’s basically free!”\u00a0 But that never happens, does it?\u00a0 Oooooh nooooo!\u00a0 $183 dollars later and look-y here, I’ve actually saved\u00a0$298!!!\u00a0\u00a0And yes, that’s $183 AFTER the $10 off coupon combined with a\u00a030% off coupon that I got in the mail last week.<\/p>\n Wait!\u00a0 What?!\u00a0\u00a0I just wanted to spend $10!!!\u00a0\u00a0But now I’m $183 in the hole and I need to come back again<\/em>\u00a0<\/strong>in 2 weeks to use the Kohl’s Cash ($30 bucks worth, ya effers) I never wanted to “earn” in the first place.<\/p>\n Stop it.\u00a0 Just stop.\u00a0 I’m looking for things to do, Kohl’s.\u00a0\u00a0But as my grandmother used to say, “going to the poor house saving<\/em> money” isn’t one of them.\u00a0 Stop already!\u00a0 I mean it.\u00a0 I’m serious this time.\u00a0 I’m gonna use that final $30 in Kohl’s Cash (and not a cent more!!!) and then I’m done with you.\u00a0 We’re through.\u00a0\u00a0C’est fini!\u00a0\u00a0Kaput!\u00a0 Do you hear me?!?<\/p>\n Now I’ve got to go get the mail.\u00a0 I gotta see what sort of coupons came today…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" This is an open letter to Kohl’s… Dear Kohl’s, Please cease and desist with the Kohl’s Cash.\u00a0 Now.\u00a0 I can’t take it anymore.\u00a0 Kohl’s Cash redemption days are\u00a0literally the only thing on my calendar (well – besides my upcoming lunch lady duties).\u00a0 Just the fact that I have to put a reminder on my calendar […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=101"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":698,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/101\/revisions\/698"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/newstayathomemom.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}