With Halloween tomorrow night, I thought now might be a good time to review this:
Kids – don’t take candy from strangers.
Uhhh….unless it’s Halloween. And THEN you can take candy from strangers. As much as you want.
But before you eat your free-candy-gotten-from-strangers-in-exchange-for-dressing-oddly, let me look at it, because I need to see if it’s been tampered with and contains razor blades and/or poison. Because I have so much experience with razor blades and poison???
So, to sum up, this healthy approach to candy has now been passed down to a new generation.
And thus ends our lesson.