P90X Fun Fact

Hey!  Here’s a little known P90X fun fact for ya……

 

THERE ARE THIRTEEN WEEKS OF P90X.  NOT TWELVE!!!!!!  GAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

 

(Mom, Dad and Sissy #2 – do NOT read further.  Eyes right here.  There are a LOT of swearwords below that you do NOT want to see.  Nope.  Nuh-uh.  Eyes up here.  Steady.  Steadddddyyyy…)

damnITTTTT…..DAMNITTTTTT……DAMNITTTTTT TO HELLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!  HELL!

HELLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLANNNNDDDDDDAMMMNNNNNAAAAATIONNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

Whose brilliant idea was this?!!  To put the thirteenth week of P90X exercises on the LAST page of the exercise sheet print-out?!!???  The last page I didn’t turn to UNTIL JUST NOW!!!!!

Tony Horton you are a FRICKIN’ KNUCKLEHEAD!!!!!

THE MOST SWEARWORDS EVER!  RIGHT.  HERE.  RIGHT.  NOW!!!!

This is like finding out that pregnancy actually lasts TEN MONTHS, not nine months LIKE YOU’VE BEEN TOLD YOUR WHOLE LIFE!!!!!!!!

I HAVE BEEN RIPPED OFF!!!!

DAMN.  IT.  DAAAAMMMMMNNNNN.   ITTTTTTT.

Or to quote a friend’s three-year-old son…when he’s trying to come up with the worst words he knows so as to express his utter disgust and disdain and sheer pissed-off-ed-ness about something…DIARRHEA POTTY POTTY!!!

DIARRHEA POTTY POTTY, TONY HORTON.  DIARRHEAAAAAAAA POTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY PPPPPPPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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